Annual Reunion

Dear members,


I would like to remind all members that our annual trip to Blackpool goes ahead as usual on the weekend of the 3rd, 4th and 5th August this year. Our doorman Foggy Buckley (Ex-Policeman – he was Alf Ventriss in “Heartbeat”), has been employed to sit on the door on each of the 3 nights of the weekend to keep out undesirables. I hereby request all those undesirables who are members, not to come – you know who you are.

Just to remind you that once again we will be filming proceedings so if a camera is pointed at you at any stage please smile! If you´re sat there with a face like a slapped arse you WILL be edited out of the final film. Also there will be NO free buffet, - so you needn´t starve yourselves half to death for up to a week before you arrive (like what you normally do).

Kind Regards,

The Concert Chairman.